Watch Miley Cyrus Modernize the Lyrics to "Santa Baby"

December 24, 2018

On "The Tonight Show" last night, MILEY CYRUS gave the Christmas classic "Santa Baby" a facelift for the #MeToo era. Instead of coming on to Santa to score expensive gifts, she said, quote, "Don't want diamonds, cash or stocks / Nothing that comes in a box.  No more fluff, I've had enough / And I can buy my own damn stuff."

Then she told Santa what she REALLY wants, quote, "Listen Santa to what I say /a girl's best friend is equal pay." And she told him, quote, "Santa baby, I'd love to know my [butt] won't get grabbed at work, by some ignorant jerk / Tell the dirtbag to put away the chimney tonight."

Oh, and she'd also like guys to stop texting her pictures of their junk.