KFC will Pay You To Name Your Child After Them

August 31, 2018

Got a baby on the way? Well, forget whatever you thought you were going to name the child because that’s all about to change.

According to USA Today, KFC would like you to name your baby Harland, after the Colonel himself. They’re even willing to pay you $11,000 to do so. With that kind of money you’ll be able to pay for a lifetime of finger-lickin’ good fried chicken!

The only catch is that you’ll have to give birth on the same day as the Colonel’s birthday which is September 9. Might just be me but that seems like an unfair turnaround time for those who will just now see this considering they’ll need at least 9 months notice. BUT if you’re already on track for September 9, just give birth, name the kid Harland and enter them into the contest here.

You’ll find out if out won October 9. Key word- IF. There’s a chance you give your kid this god awful name and not even get $11,000 out of it. But hey, your kid will be happy to one day learn they were named after a fast food restaurant.