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Hipster Nativity Set Is Sure To Offend People This Holiday Season

December 10, 2018

Just when you thought the world couldn't get any crazier, this happens. You know some people are going to get offended, while others may get this for someone as a white elephant gift. According to the site Gorrilla Goodies, you can see the birth of Jesus reimagined in the age of iPhones and man buns. The Hispter Nativity Scene is on sale for $59.99. 

Mary and Joseph taking a selfie with a very cute baby Jesus in a manger. What kind of drink do you think that is in Mary's hand? My bet's on a Gingerbread Latte from Starbucks. Regardless, she looks great in her post-birth outfit of leggings and an off-the-shoulder tee. Oh and I'm sure she's happy that Joseph went with the denim, khaki, and no-shoe look (I mean, look at those rolled sleeves.)

Three Wise Men carrying Amazon Prime delivery boxes on Segways. hose boxes would definitely include a Snoo and/or a Baby Shark toy.

A Shepherd who's Snapchatting the event with his two furry pals. The Shepherd's sheep friend wears a Christmas sweater and his 100 percent organic cow pal only eats gluten-free feed.