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A Guy Attacks His Dad with Pizza When He Finds Out His Dad "Helped Give Birth to Him"

January 7, 2019

Well this is a weird reason to assault one of your parents. And a weird reason to waste perfectly good pizza. Last week, a 33-year-old guy in Holiday, Florida named Robert Houston got into an argument with his 64-year-old dad.

Why? According to the police report, Robert was upset, quote, "his dad helped give birth to him." We don't have any details beyond that, so we're not 100% sure what it means. Was Robert mad that his dad is his biological father? Or was he mad that his dad was in the delivery room?  We're not sure.

What we do know is that Robert was so mad that he threw a piece of pizza right into his dad's face. And he was arrested for domestic battery. 

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