Drunk Pterodactyl Gets Tasered After Splashing Cops at Legoland

By Jordy Altman

Two Pterodactyls walks into a bar. The bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The first Pterodactyl says, “RRRRaaaaayyyirrrrrrrr raaaaiii raiii rirrarrriiiyyyyyyyyyyrrrrr.” The second Pterodactyl says, “Shut up, Richard. You’re drunk.”

If you thought Legoland was safe, think again. Last week, children and families experienced a slight detour into Jurassic Park when Richard Campagna, or “Pterodactyl” as he claimed to be after pounding multiple cocktails at Legoland Florida, decided to wreak havoc on the water park.

Before Campagna devolved into his dinosaur alias, staff say he entered the park alone at noon, and went straight to the bar where he proceeded to suck down a few too many cocktails. When security and staff politely asked the drunk man to exit the park, Campagna refused to leave – and drunkenly transformed into the wild beast where he threw down and ran amok.

Campagna, now the Pterodactyl, led police on a wet, wild, and presumably wacky chase past water slides and wading pools for nearly 30 minutes.

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