Q: Jack, I’ve noticed that you sign all of your advice columns as “Dr. J.” Exactly WHAT kind of DOCTOR are you?!
Alan Thomas – Crystal, MN
A: What a softball question. You guys really need to start coming with some better stuff… this one’s just too easy.
I hold a PhD in Bovine Excrement Sciences…
… more commonly referred to as a “PhD in B.S.”
Thanks for the question, Alan!